Feeling the pinch of our ongoing economic downturn? Developer Colin Phipps feels your pain, and would like to help you transfer it to a more deserving party. Bash a Banker is now available in the App Store for everyone who would like to have a serious discussion about their finances with a bank representative, and then beat that representative senseless with a loaf of bread. Topical gaming, all for just 99 cents.
The game promises variety in the pre-assault conversations with the banker, offering “over four million unique game threads” via randomly appearing dialogue. Mr. Phipps himself explains it all in the trailer:
Bash a Banker: For everybody who’s been going through a rough patch, but not so much that they couldn’t afford a $300 phone and a monthly data plan.