New Pocket God Dance Club is Unsurprisingly Deadly

Fri, Jun 1, 2012

Casual, Frisky Misc, iPhone, Mobile

It really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone anymore that when the pygmies of Pocket God find something new and fun to do, it will lead to their repeated demise. Such is the case in the latest free update from TriplePoint client Bolt Creative, who have cranked up the volume on the latest Pocket God chapter: Dance Dance Execution. A trip to the dance club is already an inherent minefield of social faux pas and awkward, regrettable interactions. But now there are balloons full of intoxicating gases, and a giant, pygmy-crushing disco ball to worry about. At least the tunes are solid.

From the press release:

There’s plenty to do at the club in Dance Dance Execution. Drag one of the many decorative balloons from the ceiling to a Pygmy and let him inhale the giddy gasses within, giving him the heady buzz of a trip to the dentist – complete with the semi-coherent rambling of David After Dentist. Or, pluck a Pygmy off the dance floor and put him in the spotlight on a raised platform to start a dancing mini-game! Match the moving arrows to the beat of the music, or be crushed by a giant disco ball for your failure to groove.

I like the night life. I like to boogie. Or, I did, until everyone I knew was horribly mangled and murdered. C’est la vie!

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