Facebook Pocket God Update Makes Pygmies Prettier, Deader

Thu, Mar 10, 2011

Casual, Facebook, Social

Last time we checked in on the alarmingly fragile pygmies from Pocket God, it was suggested they might not be the sharpest knives in the drawer. However, with the newest chapter now available for the Facebook version of everyone’s favorite pygmy abuser, it may appear I misjudged the little guys. It’s not that they don’t understand their constantly impending doom, it’s that they don’t care. They have come to terms with their lot in life, and have decided to enjoy the time they have left — and to look good while they still can.

The new chapter, “Dressed to Kill,” is primarily concerned with the latest in pygmy fashion. Sure, most of us might not think bow ties or green suspenders make a particularly flattering statement. But I’m willing to bet that, if we knew we might be set on fire or flicked into a volcano at any moment, we would probably realize there are more important things than how society views our choices.

Or maybe it’s those choices that are getting them flicked into volcanoes to begin with. I mean, green suspenders, guys? Seriously? I’m doing you a favor, setting those things on fire.

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