Why settle for a simple gateway to hell, when you can play an entire game within its sulfurous, fiery depths? TriplePoint client SEGA has joined today’s hellish announcements by unveiling Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit, which will make its gruesome debut on XBLA, PSN, and PC this year. Did you know that hell is not ruled by a horned man with the hindquarters of a goat, but by a very angry rabbit named Ash? It’s true. There are apparently also naughty pictures of Ash that have been leaked online by his archenemy. Please don’t search for them — we worry enough about your soul as it is.
From the press release:
You are a devil rabbit named Ash, who also happens to be the prince of Hell and feared by all. But one individual has forgotten that. Your archenemy, Fat Rabbit, has posted your secret sex pictures all over the Hellternet and that makes you seriously angry. This sucks! You want him to burn in Hell, and with your hot temper you can make revenge oh so sweet. It’s you and your trusty driller (plus some other weapons and customization!) against everyone else. Drill your way to vengeance and explore the huge and varied world of Hell Yeah! Delving into the darkest depths of the underworld, you can ride the driller as a slaughter machine and exterminate those rude and ugly monsters by blasting and tearing them apart on your mission to get Fat Rabbit. Don’t feel bad; they all deserve to die! It’s you against Hell, after all. It’s Hell Yeah!
You learn something new about religion every day!