BioShock Infinite + Bruno Mars = Lady Game Lyric

Fri, May 3, 2013

Frisky Misc, Videos

Watch the video, and wipe away the debt. If only things were that simple. Our good friend Lady Game Lyric has found herself so taken by the characters and world (and baffling battle mechanics) of BioShock Infinite, that she’s released a new video without having actually finished the game herself! Thankfully, that means the song is spoiler-free — and, of course, as magnificent as ever. Thanks for sharing, LGL!

To the tune of “When I Was Your Man” by Bruno Mars, this is “Columbia’s Lamb.”

Columbia’s Lamb
Parody of “When I Was Your Man” by Bruno Mars

New dress and it feels just a little bit tighter now
That Songbird won’t let us go oh what a shame
When we tried to fly off in that blimp it just tore us down
We are just puppets in the Prophet’s game
Am I his daughter?

Spoiler…

No stealth, low health but realize
That I have these special powers to lend a hand
I can keep you fed for hours, salt at your demand
Pull all of the health kits even ammo from my ass
Battling is easy when you save Columbia’s Lamb

My friend, my warden, my freedom that bird forbade
Thinks a good strong woman like me would give up my life
But I’ll never never go back to my lifelong cage
Cuz the only False Shepherd is its big green eye
It’s just a robot

You saved me, I’ll save you for Songbird’s demise
Cuz I have these special powers to lend a hand
I can keep you fed for hours, salt at your demand
Pull all of the health kits even ammo from my ass
Battling is easy when you save Columbia’s Lamb

When we’re in a fight, I’ll be alright because I’m strong
The Vox Populi can’t touch me
Protect myself independently
I’m pretty damn sure you know

That I have some special powers. Do more than lend a hand.
Keeping you fed for hours, without your demand
Pulling meds and needles, even shotguns from my ass
Respawning is easy when you’re with your Lamb
You get a useful damsel when you’re with your Lamb

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